Redneck Mom: I sent some pictures to your cell phone!
Me: Yes, I know. I just got them.Redneck Mom: Are you putting the pictures into your computer?
Me: Um, no. I've been a little busy being unemployed and all. I'm watching TV.
Redneck Mom: Well in case you couldn't tell, they're chipmunk balls! They're the biggest chipmunk balls I have ever seen - you know, in proportion to this size animal body. They're HUUUUUGE. I can't wait until you show them to your friends!
Me: .....
Redneck Mom: Hello? Hello??HELLO?!AREYOUSTILLTHERE???Me: Mom, calm down! Sometimes there is a slight delay on cell phones. Also, I was just thinking about what you said.
Redneck Mom: Oh OK. Stupid cell phone!
I'm a little upset that you didn't share these chipmunk balls with me right away and I just now got to see them! Your Mom is right to be so excited, we shouldn't have to wait!
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