Moving violation

Once, my Redneck Uncle Samuel and Redneck Cousin Jason offered to help my sister (City Sister) move from one town to another. While visiting, they did a cookie in a road construction area, cussed loud enough to make the neighbors stare and generally acted out.

Finally, to her relief, she had everything packed and they left town. My sister decided to follow their truck, which carried her larger items that were covered by a tarp. The tarp kept waving around wildly in the wind but Uncle Samuel kept on driving. Suddenly, my sister saw him lurch off to the side of the road and come to a stop. It was then that she saw Jason in the bed of the truck! Apparently, he had slipped out of the window while Samuel was driving on a narrow, winding coastal highway and was trying to tie down the tarp.

I'm sure moving from a pickup truck cab to the bed is somewhere on the list of Redneck Accomplishments. And possibly may be nominated for the Darwin Awards.