Tired of those pesky kids parking their cars on the shoulders of narrow country roads near popular swimming holes? You know what I'm talking about, the ones that force log trucks to cut into your lane while driving around narrow corners? Just do what my Redneck Mom does. Save up all your rotten chicken eggs, then drive by the cars and throw the eggs at them.
You'll take care of two problems in one, your rotten eggs will be disposed of and your enemy will return to their car to find rotten egg bits and shells all over it. It's a win-win.
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