A solution

Though I live in a relatively small town, it's still a big city to my Redneck Family. A few months ago, my Redneck Aunt Ruby and Redneck Mom came to visit and were complaining about all the "traffic" driving through my residential neighborhood. A school bus drove by fairly fast but was still probably within the speed limit. My Redneck Aunt yelled out "SLOW DOWN!!!" and scared the crap out of all of us. See, she's just under 5 foot tall and yet has this alarmingly loud voice which is even louder when she's yelling. Of course the bus didn't slow down so she turned to us and said, "I have a solution for that bus! Next time it drives by, throw a life size baby doll in his window. That'll make him slow down!"