Learning an important lesson

I recently visited my Redneck Cousin Eileen who doesn't have hot water. She and her husband have cold water but they turned off the hot water because their pipes were leaking or are broken or something. I try not to ask too many questions so I'm not sure about the specifics. All I know is they've been living in their $500 trailer for about six months now and still haven't fixed the pipe problem.

So we chatted while she boiled some water, poured it into a bucket with some soap and leaned over to ring out the mop. By the way, Eileen is 20-years-old and pregnant.

My boyfriend was watching her and said, "Eileen, you know that water is hot, right? It's steaming! You're going to hurt yourself!"

Eileen, "Yeah, but it's not that hot."

I'm sure you know where this is going. She reached into the water, quickly pulled out her hands and said, "Ow!"

I think it's good she learns just boiled water is hot before the baby is born.