Most moms send photos of a cute kitten about to fall off a rope saying "Hang in There" to your inbox. But if your mom is a redneck, you probably receive photos like this one all the time. Or maybe even to your cell phone. At least, that's what my mom does. She doesn't do it to be disgusting or rude, she is genuinely fascinated with the fact that a cougar pooped in the backyard. And because I'm her daughter, I should be as well.If I don't respond right away, she'll always call to let me know she has sent me a photo of cougar poop with hair in it to my email address, along with a description of how fresh it was, how she discovered it's level of freshness, the size and any other textures it possessed. Because animal feces is fascinating to my Redneck Mom.
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