Redneck Grandma always has something to say.

"Shit or get off the pot."

"It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock."

How to get fired, redneck style

After your boss asks you to do something, tell him to "Go suck my dick."

This statement makes more impact if you are pregnant and surrounded by elderly customers. Such exclamations may be necessary if you are union and other attempts to get fired have failed.

And now I want some orange chicken

"I want to learn Oriental."

Talking about foreign languages we want to study.

City water

"I can't drink this here city water. It makes me sick. It doesn't taste good because it's missing all that beaver pee and stuff."