She must have missed that parenting class

Apparently, my Redneck Grandma heard about Redneck Eileen shaking the baby while in utero. She told Eileen to stop being mean to the baby. Eileen sulked.

Redneck Grandma always has something to say.

"Shit or get off the pot."

"It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock."

Words of Wisdom

"If you keep pouting like that, a rooster is going to sit on your lip and shit in your mouth."

Thank you, Redneck Grandma.