My Redneck Cousin Eileen and her husband Rusty are staying the night. I actually look forward to their visits because they're not here long enough to make me question my sanity and give me a break in my monotonous life.
Eileen is only weeks away from giving birth. She showed me her belly button (which is starting to poke out) and told me that it is going to tell her when the baby is ready, like when a turkey is done. Only, as soon as hers pops out, "the baby will pop out too." She means it literally.
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oh man, is SHE ever in for a big surprise....
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