A few weeks ago my Redneck Cousin Eileen and her husband Rusty drove into my driveway, parked the car, opened the doors and let out clouds of cigarette smoke.
Eileen is pregnant. She knows cigarette smoke is bad for the baby.
She is also counting down the days until her 21st birthday, which is a couple months after the anticipated birth. She plans on "getting real drunk." She thinks it's OK to breast feed while she's drunk or hungover because technically, the baby isn't drinking the alcohol.
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