Redneck Vocabulary

Vargina (noun) - I don't like that word, "vargina," instead I say "privates."

Mocsakins (noun) - Indian mocsakins are so comfortable on my feet.

Kinaling (noun) - We need to chop some kinaling for tomorrows fire.

Redneck Vocabulary

Whipper whapper (noun) - The whipper whapper might be a little rusty, but you can still use it to beat the eggs for our french toast. Rust is a mineral, it's good for you.

Ninoleum (noun) - I bought some ninoleum flooring for the bottom of the chicken house.

Chimley (noun) - We used a garden hose to put out the chimley fire.

Redneck Vocabulary

Hoover (verb) - Stop hoovering over me, you're in my space.

Crick (noun) - Let's go swimming in the crick and catch us some crawdads.

Bob wire (noun) - I ripped my britches on the bob wire fence.